July 2012
June 2012
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
The only time I've ever won a race
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Holy fuck Brave was so good, omg.
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Come on Home, Babe. Part 3/?
Silence was Kurt’s only companion in his car. Whenever music started around him, Kurt couldn’t help but cringe, lately. Most of the music had gone out of the world. He didn’t need the radio reminding him that there wouldn’t be someone to harmonize with. The familiar roads seemed less packed than usual, and Kurt kept his eyes on the road, trying not to think about McKinley...
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it's always the little things that make the... →
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Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
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gilbert
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I want to vomit because this book.
