April 2012
- Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
- Me: Primrose Everdeen.
- Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
- Me: I VOLUNTEER!
Blaine went through his phone, yelled at him, and then sang a song in front of all of Kurt’s friends about cheating (after Kurt said that he doesn’t like that Blaine sings all the solos.) That’s taking something your boyfriend tells you in confidence and turning it around on him.
That said, I don’t think Kurt should’ve sent those messages, yes, but Blaine acting like an immature assclown is ridiculous. It’s hard to talk about your feelings to your boyfriend if you’re unhappy.
remember when quinn didnt have a love interest for more than 3 episodes
me neither
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but that hippo brooch is hot
so call me maybe
- elementary school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg thats so cool
- middle school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: wow loser
- high school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg luckyyyy
- college: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: is that even possible
one direction will never break up they’re all too co-dependent
if one of them is gone for too long, they all start making that high-pitched squealing sound that puppies make when you lock them in the bathroom by themselves when your friend who is terrified of dogs comes over
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
I know its 4/20 and its exciting, it may even be your first time celebrating. But be careful.
Don’t act like an idiot, every adult knows this day. Don’t go around stoned off your ass with a ton of weed on you, someone will notice. Especially be careful about smoking in public places, cops will be out looking for people.
Keep your shit down low, be safe, and smart.
But most of all have fun and stay lifted <3
Policemen are no fun.


