The difference between normal otakus and Me
red-dagger: What normal otakus think when they hear Misaki: What I think when I hear Misaki: What normal otakus think when they hear Usagi: What I think when I hear Usagi: What normal otakus think when they hear Ritsu: What I think when I hear Ritsu:
chrithtopher: rhovanion replied to your post: ugh the fucking blaine show sigh cooper/kurt I could go for that seriously if not like outright cooper/kurt at least blaine getting jealous FOR ONCE and realising maybe he shouldn’t have been such a jerk during the whole sebastian debacle grumble grumble grumble >:(
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mrdisneylandman: It’s as if you hopped off of your flying elephant and walked straight into an apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by scrubby grass, empty buildings, and the shell of a Magic Kingdom. This is the ghost of a Disney World-style amusement park in China, abandoned partway through…
johnwatsons-dick: if all my internet friends are 46 year old men then you guys are some fucking good actors
sassyblackblogger: Akeelah, your word is “Akeelah” can you use it in a sentence? Akeelah, this yo damn name you best be able to spell this shit right
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
batmitzvah: will kill people if catching fire doesn’t include sugar cube? mouth-to-mouth brought to you by finnick and peeta we’re already married and if it weren’t for the baby katniss getting drunk with haymitch and puking on gale’s shoes at least part of haymitch’s games THE LAST LINE HAS TO BE ‘KATNISS, THERE IS NO DISTRICT 12’ OR I WILL LOSE IT
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
FABERRY JUICE.: THE TUMBLR HUNGER GAMES: →
atlantis-city: The Tumblr Hunger Games: Hi guys. So this idea was suggest to me by an anon. What if I wrote a Hunger Games, using people from Tumblr? I would randomly select 24 tributes, 12 boys and 12 girls to participate in written fanfic type story. I would randomise…
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your...
willyourheartbealso: on-thesideoftheangels: gendrybaratheonn: sallyjessyrofl: acupofchar: pemonynen: orangeshipper: downtonianfangirl: worldsgayestconsultingdetective: PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY LOSER THAT DOES THIS. I totally do this ALL the time That’s what turns into fanfic!! I’ve done this for YEARS. YEARS. Since I was really little. Yup. Pretty much. Always...
What was discussed in Writing and Rhetoric II:
Katie: Forrest is a butt muncher. He likes to act in plays and go on tumblr. Sometimes he likes to run. Sometimes he likes to read about Blaine. Only once in a blue moon does he read about Wemma. Wemma kinda actually sucks. Oops. I like turtles.
Forrest: Our teacher is a giant homosexual.
Katie: I want to say he's a raging homo.
Forrest: HE IS, HE IS A RAGIN HOMO. Betcha he's a bottom. Ten bucks.
Katie: He would make you his little bitch, tho.
Forrest: Hahahahahahahahahah. OH MY GODS, WHAT.
Look at him.
I know how to use a bullwhip now.
Becca: We thought he was a virgin for like two months.